Adam Mandeville

I'm just trying to make it through my twenties with minimal damage

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, can I speak to David?
Me: May I ask who's calling?
Telemarketer: Shannon. I'd like to offer him a vacation.
Me: Who are you affiliated with?
Telemarketer: Casablanca Services in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Me: He's not interested and please don't call again.
Telemarketer: Oh, you're speaking for him?
Me: Yes, I am.
Telemarketer: You're a weird person.